- supersurf** is supposed to text you when your 24 hour subscription subscribes. This is because, when your subscription subscribes, you switch to their default/casual mobile broadband rate of PHP 5 for 15 minutes (therefore, PHP 20/hour). I didn't get a text the first day and the casual rate ate all but PHP 1.00 of my credit (because it only takes PHP 5.00 at a time). I tested supersurf60 again the next day, to confirm that I still didn't receive the text. I didn't. This time it ate less (since I was ready for it and explicitly testing).
- I called Globe support about this problem. They asked for my number. When I asked if they had caller ID and couldn't they just look it up, the support person said they didn't have caller ID. I called Globe support several more times until I gave up on their phone support. I got a different support person each time. I asked every single support person if they had caller ID. All of them said they didn't. It must be true. It's also amazing in a ridiculous and incompetent sort of way.
- After they ask for your number, they ask for your name. The second time this happened (and I think one more later support call) I asked if they had a field in their trouble ticket system for the name, so that they wouldn't have to ask it every time. Every support person said they don't. Must be true, no one would invent such a stupid detail, after all. So to Globe, prepaid subscribers are just numbers that they can't even identify unless you tell them. I could, therefore, start filing bogus problem reports using the globe mobile numbers of anyone whose number I knew (or just random numbers).
- I was keeping track of when my supersurf50 would expire (so I could test, at expiration, whether it was eating my prepaid credit). I had an alarm that would fire at expiry time. When the alarm fired, I'd check my balance, ensure that it had been reduced by PHP 5.00 (and that, therefore, I was on the casual rate). I'd send "supersurf status" and it would stay that I was not subcribed. This is good since clearly I wasn't anymore. I'd then send "supersurf50" to resubscribe, and it would say I was still subscribed. Even an hour or two after expiry, I still couldn't resubscribe.
- When I called support about this, they couldn't help. They couldn't LOOK at my status to see if I was still subscribed or not. It seems, they can't actually look at anything about your account or phone number. Their only purpose is to find something in their script that's close to your problem and then read that to you. And apologize for their inability to do anything.
Twice I was referred to technical support (apparently different from "account" support. They couldn't help me either. They knew more technical sounding words and APN settings and such, but they couldn't look at my subscriptions either, and they couldn't even see what account support had written about my problems. They had two completely separate (but similarly useless, because couldn't look at my true status) trouble ticket systems that didn't interoperate, so every time I was referred to technical support (only twice, to be honest), they had to ask me for my number again, my name again, and what the problem was. again.
To be fair, I only talked to technical support twice or so and I only asked one of them if she could see my "account support" tickets. She said she couldn't and said the systems were separate. So that's a sample of one. It's likely true though, given the thoroughgoing incompetence of this whole system.
- I had still not been told how to resubscribe to supersurf when status said I wasn't subscribed but resubscribing kept telling me I couldn't do that since I was still subscribed. Finally, I tried "supersurf stop", and after it said I needed to send "supersurf yes" and I did that, I was finally able to resubscribe.
Apparently, however, that's not in the scripts. I talked to two or three support people about this problem and none of them suggested "supersurf stop". Either they didn't know about the option at all, or no one had considered it as a solution, or someone had but the solution hadn't moved up to the support people yet (perhaps because Globe's response to bug reports is to apologize and then do nothing since, they can't do anything anyway. they can't even look up status, let alone change anything).
Heh, Similar bug report here from LAST YEAR. And he couldn't resubscribe for 5 DAYS. If the 5 days is consistent (haven't looked for more cases), it might be that there's a bug confusing "50" with "220" (perhaps "220" is assumed even if the actual subscription is "50").
- I was a bit forceful in my last two account support calls. I asked to be pushed up to the next support tier. Apparently there is no next support tier (two support people actually said that they couldn't because there was no next level that could help me). The best they could do was refer the issue to an issue resolution team. I never got a call back from any such team, even after I'd made clear in my report that Globe had STOLEN several hundred pesos of prepaid credit because their text notification of subscriptions did not work as advertised. To be fair, this was my fault too, I'd stayed up all night twice in a row for my stepfather's wake, so slept through the expiry the next morning :-(. And I'd trusted Globe when they said they'd text me before expiry. That's the real fault, right there.
I asked to speak to a manager. They couldn't let me do that. I asked to have my complaint (on two occasions) referred to management with the explicit request that they listen to the recording so they could hear EXACTLY what I said (rather than just read the filtered account that the support persons were typing into their ticket system). I never got a call or any other acknowledgement from anyone about that either (or, really, about any of my complaints about their service). Either management listened to the recording and did nothing, or they didn't listen. I'll attempt charity and guess the second.
- I had had enough of losing money every day to the casual rate, so I switched to supersurf220. That would give me 5 days of unlimited broadband, reducing my casual rate losses to, perhaps 1/5th of the daily rate :-). Unfortunately, the confirmation SMS said that the unlimited rate would expire 8 hours early (I subscribed at 23:45 or so, and it said it would expire at 15:45 or so 5 days forward). Support couldn't help. They could only assure me that it would actually expire at the right time. They didn't explicitly say but left implied (presumably it's painful or against Globe policy to actually acknowledge a bug) that the notification had gotten the time wrong.
As it happens, in fact the subscription did expire at the right time (23:45 that Saturday). So either the notification was just wrong (likely, just a consistency bug similar to the "supersurf status" bug) or the complaint was pushed up to someone who could actually look at the status and they fixed the expiry time (unlikely, IMO).
- At around 8:30PM one night I continuously tried to send "supersurf50". It kept replying that it couldn't perform the subscription yet and to try again later. There are capacity problems there, it seems. That should be fixed.
Heh, That bug has also been around for at least a year.
I had more problems with Globe service (apart from slowness and it seems they have QOS or similar rules that discriminate against UDP) but eventually I gave up calling support. I used the broadband for 5 days since I'd already paid for it. Quality was very unpredictable. Most of the time it was very slow (about as slow as a dial-up modem), sometimes I'd get 128kbps, and for a whole afternoon I could stream youtube videos very fast (1.5Mbps or so).
For light surfing, facebook and chat it's sometimes worthwhile. Next trip to the Philippines though I'm avoiding Globe. To be fair, the support persons do seem to be very willing to help. They just can't since they don't have the tools to help.
I tried Smart and Sun mobile broadband too. Neither of them would let openvpn connect (I tried various combinations of reducing MTU, using TCP instead of UDP, removing TLS auth). I'm going to have to work remotely from wired DSL connections (openvpn may be slow, but it will at least connect so I can get to the wiki and run jmeter tasks remotely via commandline).
